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Someone Else's Nightmare

And now for something completely different.Below is something I wrote in 2011 (edited slightly for clarity) about a dream I had years prior that still sticks with me to this day. I can still picture the rooms where this dream took place, can still see the reflection in the mirror that wasn't my own, can still taste the fear in my mouth. It's one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had, and I still have no idea what prompted it. It's also, to this day, the only dream I ever remember having where I...
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Memories and Moments

Sometimes I think about the people who briefly came into my life and wonder if they remember me, or if I ever pop into their head the way they pop into mine. People who probably would never remember my name, if they ever knew it in the first place, but who have embedded themselves into core memories of mine. If the moments that were moments for me were for them, or just an ordinary moment.Does the magician/clown who performed at my 5th birthday remember the terror in my eyes when he handed me hi...
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Ye Olde Resume

Job hunting is the worst. I was very lucky and didn't have to do it for over a decade, but now I'm back on the grind, applying to dozens of jobs just to never hear back, or having meetings about jobs that aren't the right fit, all while my savings account runs lower and lower and my panic levels rise higher and higher. And since I'm looking for freelance contracts and writing gigs to supplement the work I do at Autostraddle, my resume only reflects the past 15 years of relevant writing jobs. But...
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April Showers Bring May Allergies

This week, spring officially sprung in my neck of the woods*. After a few weeks of near-constant rain and cold here in the great state of New York, the weather got warmer, the wind got drier, and Allergies Attacked. (Cue old-timey wobbly sci-fi noises.)*notably not woods, this will be relevant laterI have been miserable since Saturday. I even took two Covid tests just in case (both negative), but I've been sick enough in my lifetime to feel pretty sure this is not even a cold, just allergies so...
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The Art of Doing Nothing

A while back I saw someone on TikTok say "normalize doing nothing with your friends" as if it were some grand concept. The video showed their friends coming over for no reason, excited to not be...I don't even know what? The comments were all in agreement, saying they wish they could do this, or marveling over this novel idea. My mind was blown, personally. Doing nothing with my friends is my favorite activity. After I thought about it for a while, I did realize that this was maybe not always th...
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A Look Back

This past weekend, my family and I celebrated my Nana's 90th birthday. Technically she doesn't turn 90 until April 27th, but we were surprising her by getting almost all of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren together to celebrate her, and this was simply the date that works best. 90 is such an impressive number, it got me thinking...what and who else is 90 years old?So, I went through Wikipedia and made a list of the things I found most fascinating. It's hard to conceive of 90 years, and...
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90s Con 2025

Over the past few years, when I tell people I'm going to something called "90's Con," I usually get one of two reactions. It's either "how do you have a convention for an entire decade?" and general confusion or, "oh my god that's awesome??" general excitement and jealousy. I would bet the difference is entirely dependent on how into pop culture the person was (or if they were even alive) in the 90s but of course MY friends and I were in the second camp when we first heard about it. We didn't kn...
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It's Okay to Change Your Mind

It's okay to change your mind.Whether your opinion has changed because time passed, you've had new experiences, or learned more information, it's okay to change your mind.This concept is something I struggled with when I was younger. When you identify with something for long enough, it's hard to shake it, even if you want to. Because of the comfort of the habit, or because it's how other people see you, or because you feel like a hypocrite, but the truth is, it's fine. A yes can turn to a no, a...
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Light Dawns on Marblehead

As a lifelong procrastinator, it's amazing what I can get used to just for the sake of putting off a task. And of course, the task is never as daunting as it feels, especially after months or even years of putting it off, but my anxiety (and possibly undiagnosed ADHD) works in such a way that the longer I put it off, the more the problem builds in my mind, and the less I feel able to do it.Sometimes it's less about anxiety, and more about "I'll do it later" but one thing leads to another and lat...
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Plant-Based Life

When I was in seventh grade, my friend from community theater did a report on the meat industry and how horrible it is not only for the animals, but also for the humans, because of all the hormones they pump into it, plus how bad it was for the environment. She was a few years older than me, so it might have been a high school report, but it was very detailed and very convincing. And Sesame Street had already primed me to be eco-conscious, always shutting off the water while I brushed my teeth a...
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On Awards Shows

I don't watch awards shows or reality competitions anymore, but I used to. I've been to Tonys parties with themed snacks, in college my friends and I would crowd into our sweet RA's single to watch Dancing with the Stars, I remember where I was when Kelly Clarkson became THE American Idol. The Emmys, the Oscars, and the Tonys used to be appointment viewing for me; whether I was with friends or on my own, I was going to be seated and, eventually, livetweeting along with everyone else. But slowly...
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Black History Month Hype Train

Hello! It's the last week of Black History Month, but just like Pride is all year, we should be celebrating Black people all year, too. So in today's post, I'm going to be highlighting some Black artists and creators that I really enjoy, and hope you will take them with you long after February is over. I tried, for the most part, to go for somewhat lesser-known people or media, because like hopefully I don't have to tell you how amazing Cynthia Erivo and N.K. Jemisin are, and if I were to try to...
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20 Years Later

I don’t use Facebook anymore, but the other day I got an email that I had been added to a group, so out of curiosity I opened the site to check it out. It turns out I was added to a Class of '05 group by a former classmate, and at first I was confused; surely we made one of these before? And even if we hadn’t, why now? Then it hit me: It's 2025. The time has come for our 20-year high school reunion.After the shock of this wore off, I reached out to the only person I still speak to regularly from...
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Love Hurts

Happy Yellowjackets Season Three Premiere Day! Or to some folks, Valentine's Day, I guess. This month, I'm coming to paid subscribers with something a little different, because I am pretty much out of fiction writing I can share with you. I have more, but they're things I do hope to do something with someday, if I ever get off my ass and focus on one project at a time, so I'm going to keep those a little closer to the vest for now.Today I'm here with a thematic movie review! Well, part movie rev...
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BroadwayCon 2025

When I was in college, my friend and I (both former dancers with a deep love for musical theater) used to spend weekend days teaching ourselves the dances to songs from Glee or High School Musical as a way to de-stress. One afternoon, we found ourselves lamenting about how no matter how much fun we had, we would never be good enough to be in musicals; we were both good dancers, but neither of us could sing particularly well, and who knows if we were any good at acting, since outside a few commun...
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Bonding with Strangers

One thing about New York that people who have never lived here get wrong is thinking that New Yorkers are rude. This is because we don't often say hi to each other on the street, don't always make small talk in coffee shop lines, and sometimes we don't even know our neighbors. But just because we aren't overly friendly doesn't mean we're rude. We are just minding our own business. That isn't to say people won't ever be friendly and helpful; I've had more wonderful interactions with strangers in...
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Confessions of an Amateur Home Chef

I know that Everything is Bad right now, the man who somehow stumbled into being in charge (again) is ruining more people's lives every day, and every time you open your phone there's more bad news, but in order to resist we have to persist, so please take this post about absolutely nothing that matters as a form of resistance. I'm not going to lie down and give up. I'm not going to pretend nothing is happening, but there are far more qualified people than me breaking down what's going on out th...
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A Simple Pleasure

In last week's birthday newsletter, one of the things I listed as something that brings me joy is thinking "there has to be a better way to do this," and then finding said way. So today I'm going to be practicing escapism from the darkness of the real world and telling you about a silly little thing I asked for and received for Christmas and that I now don't know how I ever lived without. Is it important in the grand, or even baby grand scheme of things? It sure isn't. Is it something I NEED? Ab...
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